My JPJ Driving Test, Epic Phail!

13th July, my driving test. What A Day! I 'passed' by the way. Yes, 'PASSED'.Apostrophe PASS! But SHHH . . . . I just told my family I PASS, no apostrophe. Well it's not really a lie BECAUSE my driving instructor Mr Anon didn't tell me directly I failed, he told me I passed. But we both know what really happened =/ It's a long story la.
You see, I always knew I'd failed my driving test. Because I actually failed table test too. I have a friend. He and me were the only ones among my friends who failed table test. I heard he failed for driving test too so I knew it would be statictic. And I was right, I failed in cliff. But I heard he 'kopi license'. And that happened to me too but Mr Anon didn't tell me it was that. All he told me is I 'Passed' and the price of my driving lessons. It was like a silent deal. So if Mr. Anon didn't tell me I fail, instead he told me I pass, and he didn't tell me about 'kopi license, I guess it ain't really a lie, right? I told my parents I knew I'd fail ba. But they told me to try my best. My parents are somewhere in Miri now so they're not home to guide me now. I just don't want my parents to think that just because I fail doesn't mean I can't drive the car. I wanna learn and know how to drive if I need to.
I don't really like to drive. I'd rather be the passenger than the driver. Yeah, that's me. I learn how to drive because it is a necessity now. Before I thought driving would be cool. But my brothers tell me you'd get sick being a driver. How they wished they would be a passenger and I'm the driver =.=
My JPJ driving test was pretty horrible. Really horrible in fact. The JPJ guy kept scolding me. Fuck him! How did I know we were not going the whole road??? He could at least tell me we're going halfway only! All my other friends went driving on the road all the way through so this is new. Cheater =.=
Going up the cliff, I overshoot. I didn't know I couldn't do that =( I thought can overshoot then go down a bit behind the yellow line. Fuck the bao tao JPJ too.
Best of all, I didn't do parking. Shocker, huh? Yeah . . . .
So this horrible experience I would never forget, shows how much of a failure I am. Oh wells. I won't let this bring me down though. Benny promised he'd give me driving lessons so I'm glad he still believes in me =)